Which alcohol betrays you the most?

We’ve all been there. You start the night with a perfectly respectable drink, maybe something cute and bubbly or a nice glass of wine. Everything seems under control. But by the end of the evening, you’ve become someone unrecognizable—someone who might be wearing an entire pizza on their face or talking to the lamppost like it’s your best friend. It’s not you, it’s your drink.

Some alcohols have a sneaky way of unlocking a totally different version of yourself—a menaceversion. You might feel like a hero in one moment and a hot mess in the next. So, let’s break down the drinks that betrayyou the most. Think of this as your guide to making peace with your inner party animal.

1. Tequila – Self-Destruction Mode

Ah, tequila. The drink that seduces you with its promise of fun and adventure but leaves you questioning all of your life choices by 2 AM. I have a love-hate relationship with tequila. It’s the drink that makes you feel invincible for about 15 minutes, then crashes you down into a spiraling pit of, "What just happened?" You start the night feeling like a rockstar, taking shots and laughing with friends. But before you know it, you’re ordering another round, and that’s when things get dangerous. You find yourself passionately discussing the meaning of life with your Uber driver, or worse, trying to “teach” your friends how to dance (and definitely not pulling it off). The thing with tequila is that it’s a high-proof spirit. It’s not just getting you tipsy—it’s getting you into trouble.

The Science: Tequila is made from the blue agave plant, which contains a special sugar that’s converted into alcohol. This means it hits your system quickly and can lead to a surge in energy and adrenaline. That’s why you suddenly feel like you can conquer the world—or at least the karaoke mic. But, it also lowers your inhibitions fast. What starts as a "casual" night out can quickly turn into chaos as tequila invites your wild side to come out and play.

2. Prosecco – Feral and Flirty

Prosecco. Ah, the bubbly drink that whispers, “Let’s get into trouble,” in the most delightful way. Prosecco is dangerous because it tricks you into thinking it’s all elegance and fun, when in reality, it’s a ticket to chaos. It’s like the bubbly friend who keeps convincing you to go out just one more time, even though you’ve got work in the morning. One glass, and you’re giggling at everything, taking selfies like you’re a supermodel, and casually deciding to text your crush "I miss you." A few more glasses in, and you’re embracing everyone like they’re your soulmate, even the bouncer who’s clearly judging you.

The Science: The carbonation in Prosecco accelerates the absorption of alcohol into your bloodstream, which means you’ll feel the effects much faster than you would with a still drink. This rapid onset of alcohol can make you feel like you’re on top of the world (hello, confidence!). But it can also make your inhibitions fall away quicker than a game of Jenga after a few too many rounds. The more bubbles, the more feral you become.

3. Gin – Crying at 2 AM

Gin: the drink that transforms me from a party queen into a sobbing mess at 2 AM. I’ll admit it—I’m not proud of the fact that gin turns me into an emotional wreck, but it’s the truth. One moment, I’m chatting about how much I love my friends, and the next, I’m holding a conversation with my reflection in the bathroom mirror, telling it how beautiful I am, but also how empty my soul feels. Gin’s the sneaky one.

You don’t expect it to pack an emotional punch, but oh, does it ever. It starts off feeling all classy and sophisticated, like you’re sipping a drink at a rooftop bar in some swanky city. Then, after a few too many, you start questioning your entire existence.

The Science: Gin contains compounds called terpenes, which are responsible for its distinct taste and aroma. These compounds can interact with your brain’s neurotransmitters, especially GABA, which is involved in controlling anxiety and inhibitions. This can make you feel calm and confident—until it doesn’t. The emotional depth gin unlocks is not unlike peeling back the layers of an onion, except you’re crying by the end of it.

4. Vodka – The “I’m Just Here for a Good Time” Drink

Vodka is the sneaky shapeshifter of the alcohol world. It’s subtle and smooth at first, which is why it lulls you into a false sense of security. You start with a vodka soda, thinking you’re just going to have a few and be responsible. But before you know it, you’ve knocked back three more, and you’ve decided that it’s a great idea to confess your feelings to your ex via text message. Vodka is dangerous because it makes you forget the rules—any rules. By the time you realize what’s happening, you’re fully committed to the "I’ll just take one more shot" mentality, and suddenly, it’s 4 AM, and you’ve done things you’ll regret in the morning.

The Science: Vodka is a clear spirit with a high alcohol content that’s absorbed quickly into the bloodstream. It’s a neutral spirit, meaning it doesn’t have many strong flavor notes, which makes it easy to drink too much without realizing it. Vodka works by reducing your inhibitions and making you feel more confident. But as the alcohol level rises, your judgment starts to fade, and you end up doing things you wouldn’t normally even think about.

5. Whiskey – The Silent Menace

Whiskey, oh whiskey. The drink that starts off deceptively calm and ends in chaos. I don’t drink whiskey often, but when I do, it’s like the quiet storm that builds inside me. You begin with a nice glass of whiskey neat, feeling very refined and philosophical about life. But after a couple more, you’re the one getting up on the table to make a toast about friendship. You’ve crossed a line, and now, there’s no turning back. Whiskey doesn’t rush you into madness. It slowly lures you in. But before you know it, you’re making plans to start a band or convince your friends to join you on a spontaneous road trip to nowhere.

The Science: Whiskey is made from fermented grain mash, which means it contains compounds like esters that can actually impact your mood and behavior. It’s rich in tannins, which cause a slow and steady absorption into your system, and this gives you a more gradual but longer-lasting drunk. Whiskey doesn’t overwhelm you with energy like tequila, but it’s very good at slowly bringing out your more impulsive, daredevil side.

Advice: How to Drink Anything Without Worry

Now, I’m not saying that all of these drinks are inherently bad (because let’s face it, we’ve all had good moments with them). But if you want to keep things in check, here’s the key advice: know your limits. The real trick to drinking without losing your sanity (and dignity) is moderation. Don’t let your drink decide who you are for the night.

Here’s how to enjoy your favourite drinks without turning into a menace:

• Pace yourself: Drink water between alcoholic drinks. Hydration is your friend.

• Eat: Always have food in your stomach. Alcohol on an empty stomach is like giving a toddler a megaphone—nothing good comes of it.

• Know your triggers: If you know that gin makes you weepy or tequila turns you into a dancing machine, maybe stick to something gentler.

• Don’t drink to feel something: Drinks are fun, but they aren’t therapy. If you’re feeling down, it’s better to reach out to a friend than reach for the tequila.

• Stop before you reach ‘menace’ territory: Know when to stop. It's tempting to keep going, but there’s no need to wait until the embarrassing texts start rolling in.

In the end, you can enjoy any drink you like—just do it with intention and awareness. The true party is knowing how to have fun without becoming a complete menace by the end of the night. You got this, retired party girl.